Sunday, February 23, 2020

Decker's Dark Dames

I watched The Two Mrs. Carrolls (1947) recently and loved these paintings from it:

The first Mrs. Carroll as The Angel Of Death

The second Mrs. Carroll (Barbara Stanwyck)

I found out they were painted by John Decker.
So was this portrait of Joan Bennett from Scarlett Street (1945):

[It's the masterpiece of his 12 paintings in the film.]

And the lady on the calendar in Brute Force (1947):

This is the original:

She was a cadaver he painted at a morgue!
Decker died that same year. More info here.

Friday, February 14, 2020

The Ninth Annual Vampire's Day Soiree

I bid you welcome...
Meet my new friend Nancy from Blood Of Dracula (1957):

She got out of hand, so I shrunk her and put her in that box.
You can see what she looks like out of the box here.

I used the shrinking formula from The Ketchup Vampires:

You can watch it and The Ketchup Vampires 2 on YouTube.
Both are narrated by Elvira!
It's the love story of a vegan vampire boy and a mortal girl named Bella.
Like Twilight, but good.
It's also the love story of these bats named Hugo and Rosy:

Speaking of bats and ketchup, meet Tyrone:

He brought bottles of his ketchup for everyone:

Rather use it as a condiment instead of a beverage?
Pop this Count Ketchup cap on the bottle:

Then squeeze it on a Big Mac, like Drac:
Scene from Dracula: Sovereign Of The Damned (1980)

And this skull made out of fries:

Prefer smaller portions?
Have a McNuggula Happy Meal!
Admire all the sides of the box:

Then remove McNuggula from his bag and put on his hair:


We have more fanged fake food for dessert:
After enjoying the eye candy, mingle with the guests listed here.

Happy Vampire's Day! ^♥^

Monday, February 10, 2020

Gifts For Vampire Lovers

This plush clip-on Ice-Bat is a reminder to luv yourself:

Speaking of loving yourself, this Cunt Dracula will help fellow females do that:

If you have a mate, this Luv At First Bite Game is perfect for a Vampire's Day date:

Be sure to get Vampire Condoms to go with it, or without it.

This Bela Lugosi and Vampira coffee gift set will help you stay up all night:

You can pair it with this Bela Loves Vampira card:

I posted another vampire gift on Instagram here.

Saturday, February 1, 2020

Halloween Man “The Valentine’s Day that Time Forgot!” Part 1 of 2

I received an advance copy of this comic which I posted about here!

It starts with information on the main characters.

Halloween Man is Solomon Hitch, a good ghoul.
Lucy Chaplin is his sexy mad scientist girlfriend.
They fight evil together in Solar City, Texas.

In this issue, their trouble begins at a club on Valentine's Day.

I love the rabbots and rabbat!

While watching an Elvis impersonator, a pterosaur crashes the party!
Lucy explains it's a prehistoric flying reptile, not a dino, but close.
On it's back is a vampire caveman!
Solomon kills him then the couple head to the place he came from.
The Lost World in South America.

There's more but I don't want to give it all away. Get the issue here!

It ends with the first part of a cosplay gallery.
It's called Lucy In The Lost World and stars the lovely Jamie Bahr.

I can't wait to read part 2!