Monday, September 24, 2018

A toast to Jordy Verrill

I'm sorry Father Nate and I were late for Stephen King's birthday bash here.
I'm also sorry he stole the cake.
He's first in Amok Time's line of Creepshow (1982) figures sold here.

Their figure of Jordy Verrill (Stephen King) isn't made yet.
But you can get this custom figure of him covered in "meteor shit" here:

You can also get this model of his house covered in "meteor shit" here:

And you can be him for Halloween in this hoodie here:

I toast the poor lunkhead's ghost with this Meteor Shit cocktail:
Get the recipe here!

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Specters spotted at Kirkland's

My sister Ladan, who toasted ghosts here, spotted these at Kirkland's:

You can get them on their site here!

I'm bummed this bored skeleton statue is sold out there:

 Send me photos of specters spotted in stores and I'll share them.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

A toast to Casper

Casper: 1992 - 2011

For nearly two decades, I had a cat named Casper. He was also my best friend.
We shared a lifetime of precious memories. But when he reached the last year of his life, things took a turn for the worse. He was frail and skinny. He started having seizures. Had at least 15. I was too scared to sleep or to leave his side. But eventually my little buddy couldn't go on any longer and he passed where he spent most of his time, on the end of my bed, on a nice comfy blanket. A part of me died that day. I mourned him for many years. I was dead set on never getting another cat. But one day I met a silly little rascal that caught my eye. So I took him in and adopted him. His name is Zero. He is my little buddy.
I will never forget Casper and Zero will never be a replacement. But it was time to move on and begin a new chapter in my life...

This post was written by my boyfriend Jonathan for Spectember.

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