Cures for Constipation

Sunday was Crapper Day!
(Get the poop on it here.)

In celebration,
I present My Top 3 Favorite Crapper Killings:

1. Dino dines on dumping Lawyer in Jurassic Park


2. Bad Guy gets deadly swirly in Austin Powers

3. Mr. Hardin gets it in the end in Ghoulies II

Ghoulies like to read in the loo too.
As you can see:

Ghoulie Replica Puppet made by Ian Frost

They also have their own TP!

Speaking of reading and toilet paper, check this out:

Get all 3 gory story rolls for just $10 here!

I even found a fitting holder for them:

Skulls TP Holder for sale here!

Before I wrap this post up, just a reminder:
This is the last day to submit photos for the contest posted here!

*Commences wrapping*

Virtual Poe-ty in PA

In celebration of Edgar Allan Poe's 204th birthday,

let's have some cake...

Portrait of Poe in Waldorf Astoria Red Velvet Cake
Recipe here!

And Poe-tent cocktails...

Pick your poison:

The Black Cat. Recipe here!

Montresor & Fortunato. Recipe here!

(Masque Of The) Red Death. Recipe here!

The Raven. Recipe here!

In Poe's dream room!

The Reading Room at the Edgar Allan Poe National Historic Site in PA,
created based on his Philosophy Of Furniture.

Now all we need is some Poe-ty music:




Before departing PA, let's venture to the Free Library of Philadelphia and visit Grip,
Charles Dickens' taxidermied pet raven and the inspiration for Poe's poem:

Quoth the Raven "Read more!" Info on him here!

Did you know Poe also met Dickens while he was in Philly in 1842?
That's just one of the many fascinating facts I learned from this book:

Edgar Allan Poe: An Illustrated Companion to His Tell-Tale Stories
Review here!

Speaking of books, the rest of this month will be all about them.

I'm also planning to put together a fitting music video,
featuring photos of YOU pondering over petrifying prose!
 Like so:

Portrait of a Girl (Virginia Poe?) Reading by Thomas Sully

Everyone who submits a photo will be entered to win a prize!
Submission deadline is the 29th. Video will be up on the 31st.

New Year Skelebration

Let's break out the booze...

Skeleton Party by Ben Jensen aka Way Bad



And bring on the boney babe!

The striptease starts at the 2:23 mark

[The clip is from The Monster Club (1980)

If you haven't seen it, go watch it here!]

I'll have my own sexy skelly to party with soon!

This life-size poseable one to be exact:

What should my name be?

They were at CVS and on CVS.com near Halloween,

but sold out before I could get my hands on one. :(

I tried to forget about it, but couldn't. I needed one!

Yes, I was desperately seeking skeleton.

And I found one! :) On good old eBay.

[By the way, there's one left here!]

So, that's what I blew most of my horrorday dough on.

The rest was spent on this smaller sexy skelly and dreamy dragon dolly:

Skelita Calaveras and Jinafire Long

I regret nothing!

Happy New Year!

♥