Friday, February 14, 2020

The Ninth Annual Vampire's Day Soiree

I bid you welcome...
Meet my new friend Nancy from Blood Of Dracula (1957):

She got out of hand, so I shrunk her and put her in that box.
You can see what she looks like out of the box here.

I used the shrinking formula from The Ketchup Vampires:

You can watch it and The Ketchup Vampires 2 on YouTube.
Both are narrated by Elvira!
It's the love story of a vegan vampire boy and a mortal girl named Bella.
Like Twilight, but good.
It's also the love story of these bats named Hugo and Rosy:


Speaking of bats and ketchup, meet Tyrone:


He brought bottles of his ketchup for everyone:


Rather use it as a condiment instead of a beverage?
Pop this Count Ketchup cap on the bottle:


Then squeeze it on a Big Mac, like Drac:
Scene from Dracula: Sovereign Of The Damned (1980)

And this skull made out of fries:

Prefer smaller portions?
Have a McNuggula Happy Meal!
Admire all the sides of the box:

Then remove McNuggula from his bag and put on his hair:


Voila!

We have more fanged fake food for dessert:
After enjoying the eye candy, mingle with the guests listed here.

Happy Vampire's Day! ^♥^

Monday, February 10, 2020

Gifts For Vampire Lovers

This plush clip-on Ice-Bat is a reminder to luv yourself:


Speaking of loving yourself, this Cunt Dracula will help fellow females do that:


If you have a mate, this Luv At First Bite Game is perfect for a Vampire's Day date:


Be sure to get Vampire Condoms to go with it, or without it.


This Bela Lugosi and Vampira coffee gift set will help you stay up all night:


You can pair it with this Bela Loves Vampira card:


I posted another vampire gift on Instagram here.

Saturday, February 1, 2020

Halloween Man “The Valentine’s Day that Time Forgot!” Part 1 of 2


I received an advance copy of this comic which I posted about here!

It starts with information on the main characters.

Halloween Man is Solomon Hitch, a good ghoul.
Lucy Chaplin is his sexy mad scientist girlfriend.
They fight evil together in Solar City, Texas.

In this issue, their trouble begins at a club on Valentine's Day.

I love the rabbots and rabbat!

While watching an Elvis impersonator, a pterosaur crashes the party!
Lucy explains it's a prehistoric flying reptile, not a dino, but close.
On it's back is a vampire caveman!
Solomon kills him then the couple head to the place he came from.
The Lost World in South America.

There's more but I don't want to give it all away. Get the issue here!

It ends with the first part of a cosplay gallery.
It's called Lucy In The Lost World and stars the lovely Jamie Bahr.


I can't wait to read part 2!

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Halloween Man “The Valentine’s Day that Time Forgot!” Indiegogo Campaign


Halloween Man is the weird adventures of an undead superhero and his sexy mad scientist girlfriend. Throughout its nineteen year history, Halloween Man Comics has strived to bring you the best artistic talent indie comics can offer.

This special two-part Halloween Man tale is a story of love, Elvis, vampires and DINOSAURS! Fusing elements from classic science-fiction like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World, and Edgar Rice Burroughs' Caspak trilogy with modern cryptozoology, and other esoteric sciences, they've created an all-new pulp mythology, ripe for exploration!

When Solomon and Lucy's date night is interrupted by a caveman fleeing ravenous vampires, indie comics' favorite couple are bestowed on a quest involving both Lucy's family tree and planet Earth's prehistory as they enter a legendary plateau filled with giant monsters!

If quirky comics are your cup of T-Rex, here is your chance to show your support for this offbeat Texas original. Your donations will help finance their creative team’s production costs, as well as the printing and promotions. Help them roar like a Mesozoic monster and prove that indie comics can take on the big two by donating here!

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Invitation to The Ninth Annual Vampire's Day Soiree

I can't believe this will be my ninth bloody bash!
There will be more ketchup than blood this year though.
So I thought this picture was perfect:

Please share it and/or this post to promote the event.

To join, comment with your name and a link to your blog or social media account.
(Use #VampiresDaySoiree on social media.)
Then just post something vampire related on February 14 and link back here.
Be sure to come back here to "mingle" with the other guests listed below too.

Guests

Bob of It Came From The Man Cave!

Ladan of Writer On Wheels

_dahliajuly of DahliaJuly.com

Nightwind of The Gothic Embrace

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Christmas Gifts

I got this magical unicorn light from my sister Ladan:

It changes colors, as you can see:


2019 was year of the unicorn, cause I also got this plush Candycorno:


Speaking of candy, I got these lollipops and gum from blippo.com:



I got these slime toys and hand sanitizers from hollar.com:





Last but not least, I got this life-size glow in the dark skeleton from my dad:

Happy New Year!