I'm sorry Father Nate and I were late for Stephen King's birthday bash here.
I'm also sorry he stole the cake.
He's first in Amok Time's line of Creepshow (1982) figures sold here.
Their figure of Jordy Verrill (Stephen King) isn't made yet.
But you can get this custom figure of him covered in "meteor shit" here:
You can also get this model of his house covered in "meteor shit" here:
And you can be him for Halloween in this hoodie here:
I toast the poor lunkhead's ghost with this Meteor Shit cocktail:
Get the recipe here!