First watch The Mad Magician (1954) here or hosted by Svengoolie on MeTV at 8.
Print and wear this magically malicious mask from the pressbook.
Then watch mad women eat man meat with green guacamole in...
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
Hosted by Elvira here.
You can make guacamole to eat while you watch.
Using this recipe by Boris Karloff, who played my favorite green guy: