ManCrates.com, purveyors of Zombie Survival Crates and other
great gifts for men, made this awesome info sheet for Halloween
and asks: What would you want in a horror movie survival crate?
Since I'm an eternal optimist,
I assume my apartment is stocked with food and drinks.
So I would just want the items below and the crate itself,
which I'll use pieces of to board up the doors and windows.
(Along with my least favorite furnishings.)
Suit of Armor
Sterno Emergency Preparedness Kit
First Aid Kit