Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Brisk Sexy CuriosiTea

When I first saw this can I thought the girl on it was dead.
Perhaps strangled by her long locks? Or drown by the tea?

Then I realized she's in ecstasy. Is this Orgasms in a Can?!
Sadly it isn't, but there is such a thing!

You can get it here and see it in action below:

You can get the Brisk babe on this tea tee here:

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Rick and Morty Cereal Killer

FYE has real Strawberry Smiggles cereal here!

Here's the commercial for it from the episode Rixty Minutes:

You can eat it in this Scary Terry robe from FYE too:

Speaking of Scary Terry, check out this awesome artwork:

If you'd love to wear it on a tee as much as me, vote for it here!

FYE also has Reptar Bars and Reptar Cereal from Rugrats here!

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Nomvember Begins!

First, check out the jolly Jack-o-lantern my buddy Chris carved:
You can see it lit on his blog here!

I'm honored he used this design of mine:

I didn't carve one this year, but had a plethora of pumpkin products.
Peanut butter and chocolate products too. Including these peepers:

They look like eggs unwrapped, which reminded me of this Easter photo:
The Peeps are maple, caramel apple and candy corn.
I actually got them last Halloween.
Saving them till Easter was a bad idea. They were in rigor mortis.
The bunny cereal was good though.

Speaking of cereal, I got a box of Count Chocula.
Couldn't find my favorite, Franken Berry, but I found his sperm! lol.

You can get it here. There's plush cat sperm here.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

"Words are wonderful toys"

That quote is from my favorite scene in From Beyond The Grave:

I played with words and produced these love poems:

Count Charles "Vlad" Leslie

Love is Immortality

My granddad Vlad didn't die in July
When as a bat he flew into the sunny sky
He just crossed over to the other side
Where the majority of our family reside
I know I'll see them again, so I won't grieve
Especially on All Hallows' Eve.

Vive La Lolligag and Moot (I changed their names)

Milk and Honey

The bee girl appropriately named Honey,
Was a queen to Milk her pet bunny
They kept bees together,
Till Death came to get her
"Take me instead!" Milk pled
"I'll be back for you and your little friends too!" Death said.

That poem is based on the song The Beekeeper by Tori Amos:

Did you know bats are pollinators like bees?
Donate to my fundraiser for them here and you can win a treat!

This post is for October's Heart-Bits with Magaly ^♥^

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Bat Love Fest

To show my love for bats,
I'm raising $70 for batconservation.org.
In celebration of my batty blog's 7th birthday, Bat Week,
and October’s Heart-Bits with Magaly.

Help me #SaveTheBats by making a donation and/or sharing this page here.

To show my appreciation,
everyone who donates will be entered to win a $15 Amazon gift card.
To treat yourself to something sweet, like the Lemax Gingerwitch below.
Winner will be picked randomly after the fundraiser ends on Nomvember 1.
That's not a typo. Next month will be full of freaky food.

Have you conjured up a creepy culinary creation?
Send the recipe to me and I'll post it for all to see.
Speaking of which,
there's a Bat Week recipe contest. Info on it here.

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Back to Ghoul

Hi my dears! Sorry I haven't been here.
Summer was cruel, but now everything's cool.
So let's hang with Vampira (Maila Nurmi) and her Ghoul Gang:

Carroll Borland, Vincent Price, Jeepers' Keeper (Fred Stuthman)
and Elsa Lanchester at The Tomb of Ligeia premiere.
Read all about it in Famous Monsters of Filmland issue 33 here.

I joined the Gang by purchasing this patch:

I'm also honored to be mentioned in this book's biography of Evilun:

Speaking of horror hosts, I got a Svengoolie figure!

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Musical Muses

Hey! Sorry I've been MIA.
Happy belated Alien Day!

I'm thinking about bidding on that cool custom KooKoo Debbie doll here.
It's inspired by Debbie Harry's KooKoo album cover created by H.R. Giger.
They discuss the album and their two music videos in this interview:

This strange little G(host) bird I drew was inspired by an album too:

Garbage's Strange Little Birds:

More specifically these lines from this song on it:

"Such strange little birds
Devoured by our obsession"